This scares me

Normally the direct mail catalogs I find in my mailbox are immediately tossed into the recycling bin, but today I actually leafed through one, and much to my horror, this is what I found. I'm sure this is something Jon and Kate, back when they were happy young parents, would have loved, (perhaps it was invented for them) but for some reason this table full of toddlers bothers me. It so, I don't know, institutional. And to me this product, this situation, looks like so many accidents waiting to happen...food fights for one, and what if all those seats were filled? Doesn't it seem like the whole table would fall right over? What a mess that would be.